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[elsewhere]zach brocksean mcbride</description><title>&gt; *</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @brianshih)</generator><link>http://brianshih.com/</link><item><title>"But scrolling through the database — past the three-legged sea horse, past the seven-eyed..."</title><description>“But scrolling through the database — past the three-legged sea horse, past the seven-eyed wildebeest and the half-motorcycle-half-pig — revealed something many users didn’t expect. Buried among the more wholesome attempts were two-legged dancing testicles, a “giant breast monster” and a four-legged “phallic fornication machine,” for starters.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/07/30/spore.sporn/index.html"&gt;CNN on ‘Sporn’&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://brianshih.com/post/46578436</link><guid>http://brianshih.com/post/46578436</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:44:48 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Hardly Strictly Bluegrass 8 lineup</title><description>&lt;a href="http://strictlybluegrass.com/"&gt;Hardly Strictly Bluegrass 8 lineup&lt;/a&gt;: They’ve announced the artist lineup for Hardly Strictly Bluegrass - a completely free three day bluegrass festival that takes place in Golden Gate Park each year. If you look extra close, you’ll notice an odd artist amongst the bunch. (Hint: it’s MC Hammer?!?)</description><link>http://brianshih.com/post/46509505</link><guid>http://brianshih.com/post/46509505</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 23:09:46 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Supernatural freestyle at Rock the Bells San Francisco this past...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9BsOlJEif5U"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9BsOlJEif5U" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Supernatural freestyle at Rock the Bells San Francisco this past weekend. Doesn’t do the beats by Scratch justice, but still, you get the idea.</description><link>http://brianshih.com/post/46340449</link><guid>http://brianshih.com/post/46340449</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 17:06:51 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"Mr. Stewart has said he is looking forward to the end of the Bush administration “as a comedian, as..."</title><description>“Mr. Stewart has said he is looking forward to the end of the Bush administration “as a comedian, as a person, as a citizen, as a mammal.””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;From &lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/17/arts/television/17kaku.html?_r=1&amp;pagewanted=all&amp;oref=slogin"&gt;the awesome NYTimes article&lt;/a&gt; on Jon Stewart and the Daily Show&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://brianshih.com/post/46332046</link><guid>http://brianshih.com/post/46332046</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 15:24:32 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>click to enlarge [via]</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/S6t66NHHlcjdtzpqY3OUsEDW_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;click to enlarge [&lt;a href="http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2008/08/10/strafe-left-the-formative-years-42/"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;]</description><link>http://brianshih.com/post/45608162</link><guid>http://brianshih.com/post/45608162</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 18:31:18 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>This announcing in this video never gets old.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VhSyIoDUZNk"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VhSyIoDUZNk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This announcing in this video never gets old.</description><link>http://brianshih.com/post/45351493</link><guid>http://brianshih.com/post/45351493</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 15:10:39 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Sean and I performing at Shoreline Amphitheatre. Thanks,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/S6t66NHHlcgbixvpyANicFPB_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Sean and I performing at Shoreline Amphitheatre. Thanks, Dustin!</description><link>http://brianshih.com/post/45351183</link><guid>http://brianshih.com/post/45351183</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 15:03:25 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"While Crichton paints scientists full of hubris causing death and destruction, threatening our..."</title><description>“While Crichton paints scientists full of hubris causing death and destruction, threatening our entire way of life, he himself is setting back the public perception of not only individual branches of science but of science itself. And he has the gall to think he understands the science better than the scientists doing the work, at least in the case of global warming; he lectured to packed crowds and advised politicians about his skewed and incorrect views all the while claiming the working climatologists doing the work had the skewed and incorrect views.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mikebrotherton.com/?p=685"&gt;A great article&lt;/a&gt; on Michael Crichton, science fiction, and breaking out of the SF “ghetto”.&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://brianshih.com/post/45260110</link><guid>http://brianshih.com/post/45260110</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 17:07:21 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>I may have to play this game.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armageddon_Empires"&gt;I may have to play this game.&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://brianshih.com/post/45149451</link><guid>http://brianshih.com/post/45149451</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 20:38:20 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Pictures of Roland Emmerich’s house - He instructed the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/S6t66NHHlcdsg2nygebfsqBx_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2008/08/07/garden/20080807-EMMERICH_index.html"&gt;Pictures&lt;/a&gt; of Roland Emmerich’s house - He instructed the designer, John Teall, of Flux Interiors, to make it so that “when the neighbors peek in, they might want to call the police or something.”</description><link>http://brianshih.com/post/45149140</link><guid>http://brianshih.com/post/45149140</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 20:33:47 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Greenpeace’s new anti-logging campaign. NSFW if you...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3AEZbWtELQI"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3AEZbWtELQI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livenews.com.au/Articles/2008/08/06/Trees_get_frisky_in_new_raunchy_antilogging_campaign"&gt;Greenpeace’s new anti-logging campaign&lt;/a&gt;. NSFW if you shouldn’t be watching tree orgies…</description><link>http://brianshih.com/post/45039499</link><guid>http://brianshih.com/post/45039499</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:29:19 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"And the lovely-ugly words, words that Shea didn’t know existed, leap up to his hand. Acnestis — the..."</title><description>“And the lovely-ugly words, words that Shea didn’t know existed, leap up to his hand. Acnestis — the part of an animal’s back that the animal can’t reach to scratch. And bespawl — to splatter with saliva. In Chapter D, Shea encounters deipnophobia, the fear of dinner parties; Chapter K brings kankedort, an awkward situation.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/03/books/review/Baker-t.html?ex=1375329600&amp;en=bafa28dd7d121833&amp;ei=5124&amp;partner=permalink&amp;exprod=permalink"&gt;From A to Zyxt - The NYTimes reviews ‘Reading the OED’&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://brianshih.com/post/44760497</link><guid>http://brianshih.com/post/44760497</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 22:56:13 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"It is well known that panes of stained glass in old European churches are thicker at the bottom..."</title><description>“It is well known that panes of stained glass in old European churches are thicker at the bottom because glass is a slow-moving liquid that flows downward over centuries. Well known, but wrong. Medieval stained glass makers were simply unable to make perfectly flat panes, and the windows were just as unevenly thick when new.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/29/science/29glass.html?ref=science"&gt;NYTimes on glass&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://brianshih.com/post/44294792</link><guid>http://brianshih.com/post/44294792</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 21:41:13 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>A demo video of levelHead - more here.</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="302" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1320756&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1320756&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1320756&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="302"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;A demo video of levelHead - &lt;a href="http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2008/06/09/levelhead/"&gt;more here&lt;/a&gt;.</description><link>http://brianshih.com/post/44293532</link><guid>http://brianshih.com/post/44293532</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 21:26:02 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"The first and greatest threat from court decisions in California and Massachusetts, giving legal..."</title><description>“The first and greatest threat from court decisions in California and Massachusetts, giving legal recognition to “gay marriage,” is that it marks the end of democracy in America.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://mormontimes.com/ME_blogs.php?id=1586"&gt;Orson Scott Card&lt;/a&gt;. Yes, &lt;i&gt;that&lt;/i&gt; Orson Scott Card.&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://brianshih.com/post/44168372</link><guid>http://brianshih.com/post/44168372</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 22:37:16 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"ATLANTA—Rapper Young Jeezy, attempting to put the finishing touches on his latest single “U..."</title><description>“ATLANTA—Rapper Young Jeezy, attempting to put the finishing touches on his latest single “U Know Da Club,” has exhausted every rhyme possibility for his song’s third verse with the exception of “Cliff Clavin,” the fictional postal-worker character portrayed by actor John Ratzenberger on the long-running TV show Cheers. “I’ve already got ‘dance-club maven,’ ‘hip-hop haven,’ ‘yes I been cravin’,’ ‘ain’t misbehavin’,’ ‘pussy gonna cave in,’ ‘G’s I been savin’,’ ‘steel engravin’,’ and ‘rantin’ and ravin’,’” Young Jeezy said. “I guess I could use ‘shock-wavin” or ‘clean shaven,’ but they just don’t make as much sense in context as ‘just like Cliff Clavin.’” Jeezy is also struggling to complete a track called “Ideal Woman,” since he cannot find a single rhyme for “Rhea Perlman.””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/only_remaining_rhyme_rapper"&gt;Only Remaining Rhyme Rapper Can Think Of Is ‘Cliff Clavin’&lt;/a&gt; [The Onion]&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://brianshih.com/post/43471498</link><guid>http://brianshih.com/post/43471498</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 22:50:54 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Would-be Vegas hitman’s story ends in Irish jail</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2008/jul/20/would-be-vegas-hitmans-story-ends-irish-jail/"&gt;Would-be Vegas hitman’s story ends in Irish jail&lt;/a&gt;: You pretty much can’t make this up. It starts with a bored Vegas casino dealer launching &lt;a href="http://www.hitmanforhire.com"&gt;www.hitmanforhire.com&lt;/a&gt;…</description><link>http://brianshih.com/post/43461759</link><guid>http://brianshih.com/post/43461759</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 20:33:59 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Reliable DNS Forgery in 2008: Kaminsky's Discovery </title><description>&lt;a href="http://pastie.textmate.org/238595"&gt;Reliable DNS Forgery in 2008: Kaminsky's Discovery &lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://brianshih.com/post/43297203</link><guid>http://brianshih.com/post/43297203</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 11:27:25 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Zach and Sierra taking a cargo ship cruise together? Discuss.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/S6t66NHHlbr3hjoiz9sv1SJx_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Zach and Sierra taking a cargo ship cruise together? Discuss.</description><link>http://brianshih.com/post/43219487</link><guid>http://brianshih.com/post/43219487</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 23:18:23 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Just added comments courtesy of disqus.com. No more shouting in the void… theoretically.</title><description>Just added comments courtesy of &lt;a href="http://www.disqus.com"&gt;disqus.com&lt;/a&gt;. No more shouting in the void… theoretically.</description><link>http://brianshih.com/post/43085629</link><guid>http://brianshih.com/post/43085629</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 21:41:02 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
